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As you enter the theater and settle in your seats, a number of fauna are out and about. Obese twins Luciene and Licemar Medeiros (the Botero Sisters), wearing French maid costumes, squeeze through the aisles of the seats with trays of strawberries, feeding them to the audience. (Strawberries, you might remember, are classic aphrodisiacs.) "Casanova", a gigolo, flirts with females and has his picture taken with them. And Dick and Izzy, the show's resident clown pair, tease the audience with sex toys while Izzy hits on men.

Onstage, a pianist plays a grand piano while a Marlene Dietrich-like actress strolls around him. The actress has a long cigarette holder in her hand, a top hat on her head and is wearing a clinging black gown with the backside cut out to reveal bare skin.

Next, as the lights begin to change, the show's singers tune up and give us a song what not to do during the show.

And then Edie, the Mistress of Sensuality, greets the audience, questioning and teasing patrons as she passes them by.